1 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:47,530 You know you should be at peace. 2 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:50,430 Now you go straight up those stairs. 3 00:03:52,450 --> 00:03:53,450 Go on. 4 00:03:57,710 --> 00:03:59,830 She is a lovely girl, Ella. 5 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,030 Yes, George, she's lovely. 6 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:06,230 But what a pity, Adam's mute. 7 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:09,410 So are they all, George. 8 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:13,370 Every one of them. 9 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,880 I saw you there. You frisky boy. 10 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,240 Good morning, Mrs. Purdy. 11 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,940 Tis a nice morning, Mr. Alden. 12 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,720 And how is Mr. 13 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:49,960 Purdy? 14 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:54,140 Oh, he's fine. He's fine since we got that new wheelchair. 15 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,280 Well, it is hard being confined like that. 16 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,060 Hard on you, too, Mrs. Purdy. 17 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,140 Oh, not at all, Mr. Alden. 18 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,300 One must take care of one's own. 19 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,240 Well, that's a fact, ma'am. 20 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,380 Well, first of the month. 21 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:14,660 Lots of government checks, as usual. 22 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,200 Lots of bills, too. 23 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:18,860 My boarders have to eat, you know. 24 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,420 Oh, no. No, ma'am, you don't have to do that. 25 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,760 No, but he takes it fast enough, expects it to. 26 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,700 Nobody has to do anything. 27 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:36,260 You just do. 28 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:37,980 Because you want to do it. 29 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:42,500 Yes, ma'am. 30 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,920 That's mighty kind of you, too. 31 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:53,700 He's a nosy bozo. I don't like him. 32 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,980 Now, George, he's harmless. 33 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:01,140 You can't say something nice. 34 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:03,500 Ah, Pooey. 35 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,780 Pooey. 36 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,680 More eggs, Vanya? 37 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,420 No, thank you, Ellen. Really? 38 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:15,900 More eggs, Mr. Ballsack? 39 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:17,580 Yes, more. 40 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,320 More. 41 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,020 Yes, please, more. 42 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:26,420 More. 43 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,720 How's the novel coming? 44 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:34,899 Coming, coming. 45 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,280 I have writer's block. 46 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,050 It's coming. 47 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:41,930 Very nice. 48 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:43,730 Mr. Stevens, I don't see Mr. 49 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:48,150 Stevens at the table this morning. Mr. Stevens is no longer with us. 50 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,290 Oh, too bad. 51 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:53,790 Too bad. 52 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:01,650 But I'm expecting two new boarders this morning. 53 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:06,490 Speak of the devil. 54 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,200 Help yourselves. 55 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,060 Willie? 56 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,280 Tina, please pass more eggs. 57 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:47,420 Mrs. Ella Purdy? Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson? 58 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,260 Come in and welcome to our humble abode. 59 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,200 Now you understand. 60 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:16,000 In exchange for your monthly checks, which you will sign over to me, I will 61 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:21,080 provide food and lodging and whatever out-of-hand expenses you may require. 62 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:24,220 A hair clasp for Mrs. Wilson, a bouquet. 63 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:30,680 I serve healthful, excellent meals, and there is good companionship amongst the 64 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:31,680 other board. 65 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,820 Yes, we find that satisfactory. 66 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,280 This is my husband's idea. 67 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,220 The children, too. 68 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,180 Frankly, we don't have to do this. 69 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:48,100 Well, no one has to do anything, Mrs. Wilson. 70 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,320 One does what one chooses to do. 71 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:53,220 John is a retired fireman, you know. 72 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,340 He worked in Beverly Hills. 73 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,600 We have a lot of friends there. 74 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:02,120 Zsa Zsa, Audrey and Billy Wilder, the Math House. 75 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,320 Oh, I just adore Walter. 76 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:10,100 And Amy Vanderbilt is a very close friend. We visit her often. She loves 77 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,100 us. 78 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,640 I'll meet them. 79 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:16,660 Perfect. 80 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:19,060 Now, could we see the room? 81 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,880 By all means. 82 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:23,800 What a lot of crap that is. I don't like them. 83 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,120 Now, George. 84 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,260 I beg your pardon? 85 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,840 George, my husband, he's infirmed. I have to bring him up his breakfast. 86 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,080 Oh, I'm sorry. 87 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:39,760 Mm, how quaint. 88 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,200 My retirement watch. 89 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:43,040 That and a gold-plated axe. 90 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:45,440 The boys had a sense of humor. 91 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,220 Make yourself comfortable now. 92 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,640 Anything you want, just ask. 93 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:50,550 Probably also. 94 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:57,890 Yeah. 95 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:00,290 Uh 96 00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:10,050 -oh, 97 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,090 here comes Vanya. 98 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:12,770 She's a pain in the neck. 99 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,990 Everybody on this side is complaining about her. 100 00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:16,990 Well, George... 101 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:18,770 Boy, it's a good thing she's over here. 102 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,350 Excuse me. 103 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:24,590 Ella. 104 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:30,710 Strange things are happening. 105 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:34,710 Really, Vanya? Um, like what? 106 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,530 I was meditating just now. 107 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:44,070 Oh, Mr. Stevens is no longer with us. 108 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,900 Oh, I know that, Vanya. 109 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,180 I told you he moved away. 110 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,480 He moved farther away than you think. 111 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,660 He moved to the other side. 112 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,160 Aye. 113 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,760 And what makes you say that? My principal told me. 114 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:04,260 I saw him. 115 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,000 Floating like a moon in the night. 116 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,080 Crosswalks. Maybe you were just dreaming. 117 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,460 Are you sure? I'm positive. 118 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:18,240 He wants me to conduct a play on you. 119 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,080 He wants to tell all. 120 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:28,380 Why? Now, Vanya, I really think this is not a good idea. We must. 121 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,680 Mr. Stevens insists. 122 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,520 Oh, that hell with her. Let her have her stupid seance. 123 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:35,940 All right, Vanya. 124 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:37,640 If you wish. 125 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:39,980 We'll have it tonight. 126 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:43,530 Strange thing indeed. 127 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,330 Very strange. 128 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,450 Ah, the only thing strange around here is her. 129 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:52,790 She's just a phony baloney medium. Is she, George? 130 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,390 I'm not so sure. 131 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,360 Everybody's here. Come on. 132 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,640 You don't have to. 133 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:15,580 Well, it'd be nice. 134 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,300 Don't you want to see spirits? 135 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,760 No. I'd rather drink them. 136 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:29,640 I must ask... 137 00:13:41,249 --> 00:13:46,710 When I go into meditation, you must not disrupt my trance. 138 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,950 It could be very dangerous for me. 139 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:56,490 We'll begin. 140 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:04,550 I feel the spirit moving among us. 141 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,420 Yes. I feel you. 142 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,460 Come to us. 143 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,940 Speak to us. 144 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:31,960 I feel you enter me. 145 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,100 Who are you? 146 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:43,830 Speak to us It is I 147 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,630 Matt Stevens 148 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:51,830 Why 149 00:14:51,830 --> 00:15:05,150 have 150 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,210 you come to us 151 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,080 What is wrong with your eye? 152 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,960 There is a knife in it. 153 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,760 There is danger to you all. 154 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,280 There is death among you. 155 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:07,980 There is possessed demons in your midst. 156 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,680 Who is it of whom you speak? 157 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,400 I have fear. 158 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,900 I cannot tell. 159 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,240 There is danger to me as well. 160 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,770 Try to tell me. 161 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,310 I will try. 162 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,830 I will tell you. 163 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,150 Stop him, George. 164 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:37,290 There will be death for you all. 165 00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:41,170 And even in your mansions. 166 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:24,490 We certainly are very concerned for you. 167 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:31,010 Oh, I felt my body just transported away, far away. 168 00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:36,830 Oh, like a leaf floating in the wind, floating downward. 169 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,530 Downward, downward, ever downward. 170 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:46,230 All right, well, now we're going to have some tea. Come on with me, have some 171 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,090 chamomile tea, and you'll feel a lot better. 172 00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:51,720 No, no, dear. It's all just a lot of nonsense. 173 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,440 But, John, it was so real. 174 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,740 Come on. I'll take you upstairs. 175 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,840 I wonder if there's any fights on TV. 176 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,140 Come along, Tina. 177 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,500 Better? 178 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:22,940 Yes. 179 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:29,080 I'd really like you to stop dabbling in the occult, Vanya. 180 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,120 One day it would kill you. 181 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,820 There's something evil in this house. 182 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:44,040 The only evil thing around here is what people dream up. That's what George 183 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:44,899 always said. 184 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,900 No, Ella. 185 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,820 There are malevolent forces working here. 186 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,800 eternal damnation into the outermost. 187 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,760 Yeah, and hell's gonna squeeze over, too. 188 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,900 I'll rid this house of its evil spirits. 189 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,640 The forces of good will triumph over the forces of evil. 190 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:21,460 Vanya, I want you to get your mind off of these things. 191 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,880 Now drink your tea. You'll feel better. 192 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,700 feel very differently about all this. 193 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:44,840 Things will look better when this house is free and clean of its malignancy. 194 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,560 What a jerk. 195 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,640 She's going to end up in the backyard with her tooth blown out of her butt. 196 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,450 You're silly. 197 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,310 I think you should go to bed now. 198 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:10,349 All right? 199 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,350 Rest. 200 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,230 Yes, I am quite fatigued. 201 00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:22,550 Mom! 202 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,090 Here comes dinner. 203 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:29,930 It's all right, hon. 204 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,230 Don't be mean. 205 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,530 This place gives me the creeps. You're just being on edge. 206 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,530 It's the storm and the strange surroundings. 207 00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:08,030 Seances, drunks, and that weird Mr. 208 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,410 Balzac. Oh, he looks like Jack the Ripper. 209 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:17,030 Fifteen thousand homeless in New York. And Tina with that disturbed look on her 210 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,330 face. And mute. 211 00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,610 I wonder if she hears. 212 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:24,830 It says here they're sleeping in subways and bus terminals. 213 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:29,330 in a nut house and all you can talk about are winos and street bombs. 214 00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:32,550 Janet, what's gotten into you? I don't like it here. 215 00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:35,310 I feel safer sleeping in a subway. 216 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,610 John, let's leave. But we just got here. 217 00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:42,490 Besides, we signed a contract with Mrs. Purdy. And that's another thing. 218 00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:44,450 Signing over our checks? 219 00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:48,130 Mrs. Purdy doesn't look too swift either. 220 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:51,890 Well, if we'll make you feel any better, we'll just stay a month. And if you 221 00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,710 still feel the same way then... 222 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,520 We'll move out. I want to leave now. A month won't make me feel any 223 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,520 differently. 224 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,340 God, it's so cold in this house. 225 00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:59,430 Yes. Mrs. Ella Purdy? 226 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:04,190 Yes. Well, this is Lester Potts, the Social Security office. I'm calling 227 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:05,770 about a Matthew Stevens. 228 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:08,210 I believe he lives at that address. 229 00:25:08,610 --> 00:25:09,730 That is correct. 230 00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:11,370 Now, who's this idiot? 231 00:25:11,850 --> 00:25:14,270 Um, who are you again? 232 00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:18,150 Potts. Lester Potts. I'm a Social Security caseworker. 233 00:25:18,430 --> 00:25:20,390 Um, may I speak to Mr. Stevens? 234 00:25:20,630 --> 00:25:23,710 Well, he's not here right now. Would you care to leave a message? 235 00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:25,050 Well, um... 236 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,400 Would you have him call me? 237 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,460 He has the number. 238 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:29,580 Of course. 239 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,080 Thank you. 240 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,220 Bye. 241 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,420 More trouble, George? 242 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,820 Am I? Just take care of the banking. Stop worrying about trifles. 243 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,620 Take care of the banking. 244 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:49,520 Not a good day, Orville. 245 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Cheer me up. 246 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,048 Have a night ma'am 247 00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:19,090 cash as usual never put your trust in mattresses or banks that's my motto well 248 00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:24,390 if everyone did that i wouldn't have a job well with all the savings and loans 249 00:27:24,390 --> 00:27:28,490 going under you probably won't have one anyway trust them with my piggy bank 250 00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:33,450 don't talk so much there is a chance that perhaps i do talk too much 251 00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:04,630 Mrs. Purdy? 252 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:06,850 Oh, hello. 253 00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:08,150 Would you like to rent a room? 254 00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:12,270 Hardly. The name is Potts. We spoke on the phone earlier today. 255 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:14,750 Oh, about Mr. Stevens. 256 00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:16,470 Did he talk to you? 257 00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:17,870 No. 258 00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:22,230 Well, I'm not surprised. You see, he went away for the day. 259 00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:24,670 He has to come into the office. 260 00:28:25,390 --> 00:28:27,890 SSI, it's time for his yearly appraisal. 261 00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:32,590 Oh, I'm sure he'll contact you, Mr... Potts. 262 00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:35,890 Lester Potts, would you please have him call me? Of course. 263 00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:37,130 Top. 264 00:29:03,050 --> 00:29:04,050 cause us a lot of trouble. 265 00:29:04,170 --> 00:29:07,370 Now, now, George, patience is a virtue. 266 00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:12,030 And trust is an amenity. 267 00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:14,650 And a horse pucky stinks. 268 00:29:15,290 --> 00:29:16,710 And so does the backyard. 269 00:29:16,970 --> 00:29:19,270 I've got to do something about that, George. 270 00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:26,170 Now, I've called you people three times, and no one's come over here. 271 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:28,110 It stinks! 272 00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:29,510 That's what it is! 273 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:33,300 My neighborhood is reeking with something rotten, and it's coming from 274 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,760 my next-door neighbor's backyard. 275 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,520 Yes. 276 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,800 No, it's not gas. 277 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:46,980 No, not garbage. It smells rotten, like a slaughterhouse. 278 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,900 You come here right away. You just do something. Get it? 279 00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:51,900 Do it. It's getting nauseating. 280 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,620 Trash. Nothing but a house full of trash and... 281 00:29:59,870 --> 00:30:00,870 Coops. 282 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:04,930 This used to be a nice neighborhood. 283 00:30:12,190 --> 00:30:13,190 Mrs. Purdy. 284 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:16,910 Mrs. Wilson, I'm just putting away some things for the party tonight. 285 00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:18,310 Oh, how nice. 286 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:23,250 Maybe you could invite some of your friends. You know, the math hours. Oh, 287 00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:26,030 well, I don't think they'd be interested. 288 00:30:26,630 --> 00:30:28,650 Besides, I'm really not in the mood for a party. 289 00:30:29,409 --> 00:30:30,409 What's the problem? 290 00:30:30,770 --> 00:30:34,170 Well, I spoke to John this morning, and I don't think we'll be staying any 291 00:30:34,170 --> 00:30:35,170 longer. 292 00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:36,970 Oh, I'm so sorry. 293 00:30:37,990 --> 00:30:39,090 Is anything wrong? 294 00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:41,470 Let's just say it isn't working out. 295 00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:43,630 About our checks. 296 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,110 I cashed them today. 297 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,270 I have friends who know. 298 00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:51,410 Mayor Bradley? Now, now, not to worry. 299 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:54,970 I'll give you your money back in the morning. 300 00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:57,870 But... Well, I didn't mean to imply... 301 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,700 I know, I know. But you'll come, won't you, to the party with Mr. Wilson? 302 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:05,000 Well, yes, I suppose so. 303 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,740 John just loves parties. 304 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:09,360 Loves to dance, you know. 305 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,020 He studied with Arthur Murray himself. 306 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,380 Well, I'm sure he did. Why don't you just go ahead and get yourself all 307 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:17,760 pretty up now and upstairs? 308 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,140 Well... It ought to be easy for a lady who looks like you to do that. 309 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,380 Oh, thank you. 310 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,550 Yes, I'll do that. I'll put on a special party dress that lives... Taylor gave 311 00:31:27,550 --> 00:31:28,550 me. 312 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,200 Why, it's very sad, Vanya. 313 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,860 Try some of this. It'll warm your bones. 314 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,000 This might strike you to cold. 315 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,860 Down to the marrow in my bone. 316 00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:50,940 Willie. 317 00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:56,420 In your mind? 318 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,160 No. Sit down. 319 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,800 I have to talk to number one. 320 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Okay. 321 00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:05,440 What do you think of the Raiders moving to Oakland? 322 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:11,410 Yeah, I know. 323 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:15,190 Oakland's going to be straddled with a bunch of stiffs. Not that. 324 00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:16,650 Something here. 325 00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:18,330 In this house. Tonight. 326 00:33:21,110 --> 00:33:23,470 They all look like they're having a hell of a time to me. 327 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:26,990 I've been reading the cards. 328 00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:30,870 And some of us will not be here tomorrow. 329 00:33:32,690 --> 00:33:34,610 Yeah. Just like I told you. 330 00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:37,210 The Raiders have moved over. 331 00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:39,170 Don't you understand, Willie? 332 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,200 We're all going to die. 333 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,760 You, I, the Wilsons, all of us. 334 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,740 No, she had better prepare for eternity. 335 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:54,840 I saw the specter of death dancing on a cloud of mist, 336 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:57,560 moving across the moors. 337 00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:02,020 His mighty scythe was reaping a vengeful harvest. 338 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:08,500 And the leaf was dripping red with new-mown blood. 339 00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:12,739 Really? I always see snakes and three-headed babies. 340 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,600 And yours was the first head to be chopped off. 341 00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:18,040 Holy shit. 342 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:24,239 Then it rolled like a ball in a children's playground. 343 00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:32,040 Rolling, rolling, never coming to a stop for all eternity. 344 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,580 It must have stopped for a year. 345 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,100 Christ lady, you've got a weird sense of humor. 346 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,800 There is no humor here, Willie. 347 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,139 Only death and destruction. 348 00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:45,120 You don't believe me. 349 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:46,960 But you'll see. 350 00:34:48,179 --> 00:34:49,179 You'll see. 351 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,060 I keep my eyes closed. 352 00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,600 I've been to other places. 353 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,280 And other worlds. 354 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:06,670 Yeah, me too. 355 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,470 You sure you ain't been in this? No. 356 00:35:12,230 --> 00:35:13,450 Maybe you should try it. 357 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:21,850 Poor thing. 358 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:25,810 All of us. 359 00:35:29,890 --> 00:35:32,150 I was hoping you'd come. 360 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,920 Okay, very long. 361 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:39,960 It's been so many years since I've been in this house. 362 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,080 Well, nothing's changed. 363 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,360 Not in the inside, baby. 364 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,360 Let her choke on a pretzel. 365 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:48,920 Have a pretzel. But in the outside. 366 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:53,740 That's really my true concern, Mrs. Purdy. 367 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,400 She smells something. 368 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,840 I don't understand. 369 00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:01,660 Well, that terrible smell in your backyard. 370 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:43,180 There's always room for one more. 371 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,520 Not in the back yard. 372 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,380 Mr. Potts. You remember my name? 373 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,160 Of course. Come in. 374 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:13,920 I'm still having trouble getting in touch with Mr. Stevens. 375 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,520 Oh, you're so persistent. 376 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,900 I love a persistent man. 377 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,860 But he's still not here. He's in Chicago. 378 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,520 Chicago? Chicago. 379 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:29,460 Oh, I see. I'd like to send you there with him, you little wolves. 380 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:33,140 Why don't you just come on upstairs? We're having our little monthly party. 381 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:36,500 How stupid can you get, Ella? He'll question everybody about Stevens. 382 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,760 No, he won't. I'll bet you. 383 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,300 I beg your pardon? 384 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,520 I said nobody's going to bite you. 385 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,660 Well, I don't think I can. 386 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,840 Maybe I could stay for a minute or two. 387 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:55,420 Good. 388 00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:15,590 A little party for our boarders and friends. 389 00:38:16,890 --> 00:38:19,830 Neighbors. Would you like some punch? 390 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:21,130 Oh, thank you. 391 00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:30,370 I hope that's not straw. 392 00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:32,210 It tastes like water to me, pal. 393 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:35,050 Oh? Want something to really curl up your toes? 394 00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:36,550 Try Vitalis. 395 00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:40,090 Sterno ain't half bad either. 396 00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:44,470 Mr. Stevens here. 397 00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:46,910 Stevens? No, he's gone. 398 00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:49,090 Chicago? Chicago. 399 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:50,830 Yeah, why not? 400 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:52,830 Did he say anything? 401 00:38:53,730 --> 00:38:54,910 Oh, he talked a lot. 402 00:38:57,930 --> 00:38:58,930 Mr. Fox. 403 00:38:59,410 --> 00:39:00,410 Lester. 404 00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:02,210 This is Tina. 405 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,810 He would love to dance with you. 406 00:39:05,350 --> 00:39:06,350 Wouldn't you, Tina? 407 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,860 There's a lovely bottle of Jackie E. downstairs. I'm going to keep it. 408 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,900 For my dis-purpose. 409 00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:28,540 Did you hear that? Did you hear that call? 410 00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:32,020 Yes. You better go on down and get something. 411 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,440 Oh, yeah? 412 00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:34,740 Come on. 413 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,520 Come on. 414 00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:40,540 Sayonara. 415 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Sayonara. 416 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,420 You're a very good dancer. 417 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:57,460 Do you like Mrs. Purdy? 418 00:39:58,060 --> 00:39:59,960 Yes. Mr. 419 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:03,020 Stevens. Do you know where he is? 420 00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:08,740 The other boarders. Are they all here? 421 00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:16,200 You can't talk. 422 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:20,840 Well, I'm sure they are. 423 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,480 Excuse me. 424 00:40:43,940 --> 00:40:44,980 Excuse me, all. 425 00:40:50,140 --> 00:40:53,060 This is the last dance of the evening coming up. 426 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:56,760 And I have something sad to tell you. 427 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,520 The Wilsons will be leaving us tomorrow. 428 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,800 Thank you for coming. 429 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:33,700 Now you 430 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:37,840 drive carefully. 431 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,520 Oh, there go the lights. 432 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,740 Don't tell anyone about the fertilizer. 433 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,600 I'm drunk. 434 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,820 I would like to see you tomorrow. 435 00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:59,890 We have some business to take care of. Yellow, watch out for the street. 436 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:01,450 Of course. 437 00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:02,910 Anytime. 438 00:42:04,490 --> 00:42:05,630 Bye, Mrs. Petty. 439 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,400 I know, George. 440 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,560 You're gonna have to leave this house. 441 00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:34,560 I know that, George. 442 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:37,700 Everything is closing in around you. 443 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:39,960 You better check on Willie. 444 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,000 I better check on Willie? 445 00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:12,959 There, finished. 446 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,080 I want to leave now. 447 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,360 It's raining, Janet. 448 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,040 I think you're being rash. Then why do I feel this way? 449 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,319 Take a bath. 450 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,680 You never believe me. I know there's something wrong. I feel... 451 00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:04,660 They'll have to get rid of him. 452 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:13,060 They'll have to get rid of the Wilsons, too. 453 00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:46,580 clock for five. 454 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,600 I don't want to see anybody in the morning. 455 00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:50,540 Yes, dear. 456 00:44:56,780 --> 00:45:00,600 I'll call the math house tomorrow and maybe they'll ask us to stay with them 457 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,600 for a while. 458 00:45:17,770 --> 00:45:19,210 They're not getting an answer. 459 00:45:23,150 --> 00:45:24,370 Did you hear me, dear? 460 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:40,428 Oh, probably. 461 00:46:40,430 --> 00:46:42,550 What are you doing down here? 462 00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:44,830 I have to talk to you now. 463 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:49,130 Well, could you think we could talk in a minute? No, now. 464 00:46:49,670 --> 00:46:51,510 I have to find Willie. 465 00:47:03,310 --> 00:47:04,510 He's not here. 466 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,140 I must talk to you. 467 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,200 Don't wait here. 468 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,580 Hurry back. 469 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:27,880 I must talk to you. 470 00:47:44,780 --> 00:47:45,780 He's not here. 471 00:47:46,340 --> 00:47:47,500 He's not here. 472 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,080 Well, he's not here. 473 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,020 I had another vision. 474 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,140 What? Yes, just before I came down to find you. 475 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,780 She knows everything. 476 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,720 What do you know? 477 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,440 Everything. 478 00:48:14,860 --> 00:48:15,860 And nothing. 479 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,200 But I saw something. 480 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,060 I saw the wilderness. 481 00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:23,300 Where, Vanya? 482 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,780 Where did you see them? 483 00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:27,280 I saw them in their graves. 484 00:48:28,820 --> 00:48:30,980 They're dead. I know it. 485 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,460 You're imagining things, Vanya. 486 00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:40,620 I saw them leave a little while ago. 487 00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:42,880 Then why did I see their vision? 488 00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,270 I wonder if Willy's in the basement. 489 00:48:55,070 --> 00:48:56,070 Let's take a look. 490 00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:26,080 You look over there. 491 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,240 I love you. 492 00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:25,300 Where is everybody? 493 00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:28,480 Take the magazine, huh? 494 00:50:29,420 --> 00:50:31,100 More coffee, Mr. Balzac? 495 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:34,100 Where's Vanya? 496 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,240 Where's Willie? 497 00:50:37,260 --> 00:50:39,820 The Wiltons left early this morning. 498 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:42,800 Good thing, too. 499 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,540 She looked a little weird to me. 500 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I have writing to do. I... I can't sit here and wait for everybody. 501 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,680 I can't understand how someone could miss a meal. 502 00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,500 Sinful. 503 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:00,960 Sinful. 504 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,920 You've been a very busy lady, Mrs. Purdy. Very busy. 505 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,720 Very rich, too. 506 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,540 Where are all those people you've been collecting checks for? 507 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,220 I think we should have a little talk 508 00:54:26,510 --> 00:54:27,510 Mr. Parr. 509 00:54:27,710 --> 00:54:31,550 Mrs. Purdy, we have something important to talk about. May I come in? 510 00:54:32,050 --> 00:54:33,050 Of course. 511 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:44,450 I didn't expect to see you so soon, Mr. Parr. 512 00:54:44,930 --> 00:54:46,210 Mr. Downs? 513 00:54:47,510 --> 00:54:52,930 Mrs. Purdy, I've come across some very disturbing figures in my case file. 514 00:54:56,140 --> 00:54:57,880 Yes, I... Would you like some tea? 515 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,660 I don't think... No, it'll only take me a moment. You know, tea is very, very 516 00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:05,120 good for you. The Chinese... Mrs. Purdy, please. 517 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:10,360 Yes, of course. Well, I won't interrupt you any more than you just go right 518 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,360 ahead. 519 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,380 Mr. Stevens, is he back from Chicago? 520 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,980 Oh, just tell him anything he wants to hear. 521 00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:20,860 Yes, he is. 522 00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:23,660 Really? 523 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:25,220 Is he here? 524 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:30,180 No, he's gone for the day, but he'll be back this evening. 525 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:34,440 Good, then I'll come back to see him. 526 00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:36,660 Let's send this guy for a ride. 527 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,300 Good. Then that's settled. 528 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,160 Not quite. 529 00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:43,340 Tina! 530 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:45,900 Oh, do you remember Tina? 531 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:50,320 My dancing partner. How could I forget such a charming young lady? 532 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,700 Why don't you serve Mr. Pots and tea? You will, won't you? Because I have a... 533 00:55:54,650 --> 00:55:55,790 A little chore to do. 534 00:55:56,030 --> 00:55:57,070 You don't mind, do you? 535 00:55:57,290 --> 00:55:59,210 No. I'll be back in a jiffy. 536 00:57:14,860 --> 00:57:15,880 Hello, Miss Purdy. 537 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,020 Can I have your hand? 538 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,720 You got oil all over the sports page. 539 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:29,660 Really? 540 00:57:30,620 --> 00:57:31,760 Where have you been? 541 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,360 You know, it's the funniest thing. 542 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:42,300 Last thing I remember was in the kitchen, down in that bottle of JD, when 543 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:43,300 I woke up. 544 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:47,260 I was sitting in an alley down on 5th Street drinking furniture polish with 545 00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:48,260 some bum. 546 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,060 Tasted worse than three-day-old torpedo juice. 547 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,040 This guy's got a cast-iron stomach. 548 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:59,780 Willie, one of these days, you're going to poison yourself. 549 00:58:00,620 --> 00:58:01,620 Maybe. 550 00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:05,060 But right now, I need a hair of the dog. 551 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:13,140 If you don't stop your drinking, Willie, you'll be seeing pink elephants. 552 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,960 Very lovely. Very, very lovely. 553 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,320 Where is Mr. 554 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:37,860 Stevens? 555 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,080 You must know something. 556 00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:46,920 Where are all the boarders who are supposed to be living here? 557 00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:51,000 Mr. Potts! 558 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:54,820 I dare say your behavior cannot be found in a government manual. 559 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:59,820 I'm very disappointed in you, Mr. Potts. And I suggest that you leave the 560 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:02,400 premises. Anything you want to discuss, we can discuss tonight. 561 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:06,900 Or I can discuss it with your superior on the telephone now. 562 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:08,980 All right, Mrs. Purdy. 563 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:11,750 Tonight. 564 00:59:13,470 --> 00:59:14,750 Take a hike, brother. 565 00:59:15,190 --> 00:59:16,410 A long hike. 566 01:00:43,950 --> 01:00:44,950 What the heck? 567 01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:50,870 Oh, what the... Oh, what the heck? 568 01:00:54,230 --> 01:00:55,350 Holy cow! 569 01:00:57,310 --> 01:00:58,310 Are you feeling me, Pat? 570 01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,440 Like a million bucks. 571 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,660 How the hell am I supposed to feel? 572 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,040 You could feel lucky. 573 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,580 That's quite a crack up you had. 574 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,160 You should have that kind of luck. 575 01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:29,000 Let's see how your temperature is. 576 01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:36,500 This is Detective Watson from the LAPD. He wants to talk to you. 577 01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:38,220 How are you feeling? 578 01:01:45,450 --> 01:01:46,870 What is this, 20 questions? 579 01:01:47,230 --> 01:01:49,430 Do you have any reason to take your own life, sir? 580 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:50,790 Are you crazy? 581 01:01:51,150 --> 01:01:52,450 No, but we are concerned. 582 01:01:54,590 --> 01:01:56,690 Do you know anyone that would want to kill you? 583 01:01:57,290 --> 01:01:58,290 No, why? 584 01:01:58,610 --> 01:02:00,170 Your brake line was cut. 585 01:02:02,670 --> 01:02:03,950 Who would want to do that? 586 01:02:04,450 --> 01:02:08,150 That's what we're here to find out. It was either you or somebody else. 587 01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:11,090 What the hell is going on around here? 588 01:02:12,190 --> 01:02:13,690 Just answer the question. 589 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000 Mrs. Pardee. 590 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:26,160 Why don't you serve Mr. Poskinski? 591 01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:29,640 You will, won't you? Because I have a little chore to do. 592 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:33,380 There's no one. 593 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,800 Oh? 594 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,400 Is that so? 595 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:40,360 There was no one. 596 01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:42,340 Oh, sure. 597 01:02:42,940 --> 01:02:44,620 But that line was cut clean. 598 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,000 I think I know what happened. 599 01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,240 Okay. 600 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:54,220 I was driving down the street, and I ran over this hubcap. I could hear a lot of 601 01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:58,480 noise under the car, and I think it cut the brake line. 602 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,520 I suppose it could do that, yes. 603 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,160 Thank you, Doctor. 604 01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:10,940 I hope you're feeling better, Mr. Pott. 605 01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:15,060 Sorry about the questions we have to ask, you know. 606 01:03:21,870 --> 01:03:22,990 When do I get out of here? 607 01:03:24,810 --> 01:03:26,010 Well, I'm going to keep you overnight. 608 01:03:26,910 --> 01:03:28,270 We'll probably send you home tomorrow. 609 01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:43,390 Really, I didn't know you were in here. 610 01:03:47,530 --> 01:03:50,990 I didn't know I was in here either, Miss Brady. 611 01:03:51,950 --> 01:03:53,110 I'm worried about me. 612 01:03:53,950 --> 01:03:55,170 Why, what's wrong, Willie? 613 01:03:56,470 --> 01:03:58,190 I think I'm losing my mind. 614 01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:01,230 Well, it's the liquor. 615 01:04:02,210 --> 01:04:03,610 You've got to stop drinking. 616 01:04:04,390 --> 01:04:05,390 It ain't easy. 617 01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:08,730 You just need something to occupy your mind. 618 01:04:10,290 --> 01:04:13,670 You know, there's something wrong with the furnace down in the basement. 619 01:04:13,890 --> 01:04:15,390 Would you go take a look at it for me? 620 01:04:16,050 --> 01:04:17,510 Sure. Why not? 621 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,299 You ain't there. 622 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,940 Here's just a nightmare from six-pack. 623 01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:15,900 Hello, Boog. 624 01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,380 You thirsty? 625 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:27,300 Maybe you want to imbibe with some spirits with me, spirit. 626 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,280 Oh, don't Bogart the thing, pal. 627 01:05:40,430 --> 01:05:42,270 Son of a bitch, you're a bigger drunk guy. 628 01:05:45,090 --> 01:05:46,270 What you got there, pal? 629 01:06:18,030 --> 01:06:19,250 Don't worry, Miss Birdie. 630 01:06:23,470 --> 01:06:24,550 You were right. 631 01:06:26,130 --> 01:06:27,410 D.T.'s got me. 632 01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:34,670 I could swear there was a spirit down there eating a human hand. 633 01:06:35,350 --> 01:06:37,230 Let me ask you something, Willie. 634 01:06:37,890 --> 01:06:39,750 Did you talk to that spirit? 635 01:06:40,310 --> 01:06:41,310 Yeah. 636 01:06:41,690 --> 01:06:42,690 Nicely? 637 01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:44,390 Yeah. 638 01:06:52,620 --> 01:06:54,220 Why don't you just go on up and rest? 639 01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:58,800 And I'll come up in a little while with some tea. 640 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:01,100 Yeah. 641 01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:02,420 All right. 642 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,540 Losing my memory. 643 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,120 Ghouls eating hands. 644 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,980 I'd better quit drinking this dirt all. 645 01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:26,400 It's later than you think, Ella. 646 01:07:26,980 --> 01:07:28,440 You've got to leave this place. 647 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:30,620 Yes, George. 648 01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:34,300 You've got to leave this place. 649 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,620 It's me, Miss Purdy. 650 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:46,960 Miss Purdy. 651 01:11:50,820 --> 01:11:55,840 I must talk to you. Get him out of here. I don't really like people in my room at 652 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:56,840 this hour. 653 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,460 Mr. Ball, that's Mr. 654 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,200 Purdy. 655 01:12:01,220 --> 01:12:02,540 What is this? 656 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,060 Well, that's a watch, Mr. Ball. 657 01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:09,900 This is not just a watch. 658 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,300 This is Mr. Wilson's watch. 659 01:12:12,910 --> 01:12:13,910 You stole it. 660 01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:16,550 Not at all, Mr. Porter. 661 01:12:18,030 --> 01:12:20,870 He gave it to me as collateral on his friend. 662 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,690 I'm going to give it back to him. 663 01:12:23,150 --> 01:12:24,210 Where are all the Borders? 664 01:12:24,550 --> 01:12:25,550 What's happened to them? 665 01:12:25,870 --> 01:12:27,730 They're in the backyard where you're going to be. 666 01:12:29,410 --> 01:12:32,790 I have the faintest idea what you're talking about. 667 01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:37,370 Something's happening around here. The only thing that's happening around here 668 01:12:37,370 --> 01:12:39,270 is you're wonderful. 669 01:12:40,170 --> 01:12:41,470 Vivid imagination. 670 01:12:43,550 --> 01:12:47,170 Oh, landscape. 671 01:12:47,850 --> 01:12:51,990 You writers just let your imagination run away with you. 672 01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:54,410 It's true, Mrs. Purdy. 673 01:12:54,630 --> 01:12:59,070 The creative process is quite difficult on one's nerves and mentality. 674 01:12:59,730 --> 01:13:00,730 I know. 675 01:13:03,470 --> 01:13:06,710 What you are is my suffering. 676 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:08,870 It's true. 677 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:13,020 But one cannot create without suffering, can one? 678 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:14,800 Of course not. 679 01:13:16,060 --> 01:13:21,400 Oh, what's that I hear? Why, it's Tina taking her shower. 680 01:13:22,780 --> 01:13:23,780 Tina? 681 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:25,900 Shower. 682 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:30,140 I must get back to my writing. 683 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:34,700 Why don't you do that? While the juices are flowing. 684 01:13:35,180 --> 01:13:37,640 Yes, the juices are flowing. 685 01:13:44,010 --> 01:13:45,010 Dead meat. 686 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:54,160 Too long, Miss Birdie. 687 01:16:55,740 --> 01:16:57,440 I just want to tell you I'm leaving. 688 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,120 Why, Willie? 689 01:17:00,220 --> 01:17:03,620 No, no, I'm a sick man, Miss Birdie. 690 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,620 I just saw you burying a body in the backyard. 691 01:17:08,660 --> 01:17:09,900 Oh, Willie. 692 01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:13,740 How could you think that of me? 693 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,000 I know. 694 01:17:16,260 --> 01:17:17,260 But I did. 695 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,120 Tina, did you see anything? 696 01:17:20,780 --> 01:17:21,840 She didn't see nothing. 697 01:17:24,330 --> 01:17:25,330 Neither did I. 698 01:17:26,590 --> 01:17:28,510 I'm a sick man, Miss Purdy. 699 01:17:30,430 --> 01:17:33,690 I'm going to turn myself into the Veterans Administration Hospital. 700 01:17:42,610 --> 01:17:44,290 He can't leave this house. 701 01:17:47,610 --> 01:17:49,050 Not this time, George. 702 01:17:49,450 --> 01:17:51,110 No, sir, not this time. 703 01:17:52,910 --> 01:17:54,250 Leave Willy. I like Willy. 704 01:17:56,890 --> 01:17:59,050 Gollum, don't you let him leave this house. 705 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:54,480 This is Purdy here. 706 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,500 I guess so. 707 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:57,900 Where are you going? 708 01:18:58,220 --> 01:18:59,380 Have you got nose trouble? 709 01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,620 Where are the rest of the boarders? 710 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,620 Oh, mister, you're a pain in the ass. 711 01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:12,780 Mrs. Purdy? 712 01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:16,380 Mrs. Purdy, it's Lester Potts. 713 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,000 I'm upstairs, Mr. Potts. 714 01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:22,340 Is that you, Mr. Purdy? 715 01:19:23,630 --> 01:19:25,350 I have business with Mrs. Purdy. 716 01:19:25,650 --> 01:19:26,650 I know. 717 01:19:27,070 --> 01:19:28,870 Come on upstairs to my room. 718 01:20:01,969 --> 01:20:03,890 Purdy? I've got you in here. 719 01:20:21,830 --> 01:20:22,830 Purdy? 720 01:20:25,290 --> 01:20:26,630 Have you heard of a rat? 721 01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:29,290 This is Purdy. 722 01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:32,160 Turn around, you are looking stupid. 723 01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:51,900 Meet Mr. 724 01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:53,100 Perth. 725 01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:55,820 I'm not impressed. 726 01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:58,020 I expected as much. 727 01:21:01,610 --> 01:21:03,010 I believe we have some business. 728 01:21:06,090 --> 01:21:07,090 I believe so. 729 01:21:15,790 --> 01:21:17,730 You cut my brake lines, didn't you? 730 01:21:20,690 --> 01:21:21,690 Yes, I did. 731 01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:24,570 I've been checking on you, Mrs. Purdy. 732 01:21:25,830 --> 01:21:30,510 Did you know that 14 checks arrive at this address monthly? 733 01:21:35,340 --> 01:21:37,380 that none of those people live here anymore. 734 01:21:38,740 --> 01:21:42,980 And that you've been cashing some of those checks for as long as three years. 735 01:21:44,260 --> 01:21:45,260 Yes. 736 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,080 Do you want to talk to me? 737 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:57,340 Well, I... It isn't easy, you know. 738 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,920 A widowed woman. 739 01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:11,960 It isn't easy watching your husband turn into a vegetable. 740 01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:15,380 So you killed him? 741 01:22:16,220 --> 01:22:19,940 No, no, Mr. Potts. He was not killed. 742 01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:23,260 He was mercifully put to sleep. 743 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:32,720 But then the... the checks... 744 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:37,900 Wouldn't come and I would have to give up this house 745 01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:41,100 You 746 01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:49,420 decided 747 01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:56,320 the check should keep on coming Yes, and that gave you one 748 01:22:56,320 --> 01:23:03,000 hell of an idea didn't it Yes, I wouldn't take any borders unless they 749 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,510 were receiving welfare or social security. 750 01:23:08,870 --> 01:23:15,490 It was easy, Mr. Potter, because nobody... 751 01:23:15,490 --> 01:23:20,670 hears about the old or the disabled. 752 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:23,390 Where are they now? 753 01:23:25,990 --> 01:23:31,190 They are peacefully and quietly at rest in my backyard. 754 01:23:37,870 --> 01:23:39,490 cared for them at all. 755 01:23:40,890 --> 01:23:41,890 I cared. 756 01:23:46,350 --> 01:23:49,030 How benevolent of you, Mr. Burns. 757 01:23:53,170 --> 01:23:59,750 And now, if you're going to call the police, 758 01:23:59,770 --> 01:24:05,810 I would like to get a few things to do. 759 01:24:08,010 --> 01:24:10,550 The police, my ass. 760 01:24:11,050 --> 01:24:16,530 You've been running a scam for three years, lady. I figure you have at least 761 01:24:16,530 --> 01:24:18,470 $200,000 stashed away. 762 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:22,710 $247,000 to be exact. 763 01:24:24,790 --> 01:24:25,890 I want it. 764 01:24:26,190 --> 01:24:27,190 I know. 765 01:24:27,470 --> 01:24:29,630 Mr. Potts, I will hand it over to you. 766 01:24:41,450 --> 01:24:43,010 Isn't that interesting? 767 01:24:45,770 --> 01:24:50,050 And you, a public senior, Mr. 768 01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:52,670 Potts. I'll take the cage. 769 01:24:52,890 --> 01:24:54,250 You keep the sermon. 770 01:24:54,770 --> 01:24:59,770 You know, you came just in time, Mr. Potts. This time tomorrow, you would 771 01:24:59,770 --> 01:25:00,770 have been gone. 772 01:25:13,490 --> 01:25:14,490 Don't move, lady. 773 01:25:15,530 --> 01:25:19,370 I'll take the box, and I'll leave you enough money to get away. 774 01:25:20,190 --> 01:25:24,550 And if you'll take my advice, you'll do just that. 775 01:25:26,230 --> 01:25:29,950 Oh, my God, I knew you were going to do it. I'm going 776 01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:35,390 to kill you. 777 01:25:35,730 --> 01:25:39,990 I'm going to kill you, and I'll plant you in the garden with the rest of your 778 01:25:39,990 --> 01:25:40,990 boarders. 779 01:25:44,330 --> 01:25:45,330 Oh! 780 01:27:32,910 --> 01:27:35,090 I know you didn't mean to. 781 01:27:35,530 --> 01:27:38,050 I know. 782 01:27:40,470 --> 01:27:43,650 Like you didn't mean to, Daddy. 783 01:29:05,710 --> 01:29:06,710 Hello there. 784 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:12,250 My, don't you both look pretty this lovely morning. 785 01:29:14,190 --> 01:29:16,150 Good morning, Mr. Alden. 786 01:29:16,450 --> 01:29:18,350 Well, looks like the storm is gone. 787 01:29:18,710 --> 01:29:21,110 Yes, the storm is gone. 788 01:29:21,810 --> 01:29:23,770 Well, I got your mail for you. 789 01:29:24,850 --> 01:29:26,850 Lots of checks, as usual. 790 01:29:27,450 --> 01:29:30,790 Why don't you just keep those checks this morning, Mr. Alden? 791 01:29:34,030 --> 01:29:35,570 We won't be needing them anymore. 792 01:29:44,070 --> 01:29:48,570 Oh, by the way, could you see to it that somebody keeps that birdbath full? 793 01:29:49,830 --> 01:29:52,830 I suppose I could do that for you. 794 01:29:53,070 --> 01:29:55,870 Are you folks going someplace? 795 01:29:56,850 --> 01:29:57,850 Yes. 796 01:29:58,510 --> 01:29:59,510 We're moving. 797 01:29:59,550 --> 01:30:01,050 The devil, you say? 798 01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:04,020 Where will you be moving, Mrs. Purdy? 799 01:30:04,580 --> 01:30:07,820 Oh, we're going where the magnolia trees are in bloom. 800 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,860 And the scent of jasmine fills the air. 801 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:16,380 And butterflies flutter amongst the garden. 802 01:30:17,660 --> 01:30:18,800 Mr. Alden. 803 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:24,440 Sounds like a real nice retirement village. 804 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:30,980 I was thinking more of a real nice South Sea tropical paradise. 805 01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:36,600 Mr. Alden, where Tina and I can dance the pachanga all night long. 806 01:31:49,130 --> 01:31:50,130 Where should I forward? 807 01:31:56,490 --> 01:32:00,110 What was that? 808 01:32:02,890 --> 01:32:07,770 Only evil spirits are gone. 809 01:32:10,110 --> 01:32:13,990 Just a cold wind in July.